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Old Mr Tumley had died and word spread quickly through the village---word of mouth. Soon the women of the village, friends of his wife Margaret or others who had known him over the years, made plans and gathered in the customary way to prepare the body for burial. His clothes, ones he had been wearing at the time he died, mere work clothes, were removed to bathe the body and wrap it in a shroud. It was a quiet reverential time, little talk, until XXX removed his undergarments. When she took off his undershorts, exposing his private region, the atmosphere of reverence was shattered, as she exclaimed in a loud voice, 'Holy Shit!!!'.